Crabby Cancerian

Crabby Cancerian

Hard on the outside,

and soft in the middle.

Best stay on their right side,

or you'll be in a pickle.

Cancer the Crab,

emotional & moody,

irritable & crabby,

& hopelessly broody.

Dare to seduce one,

treat 'em like a real lady,

& before you will know it,

they're wanting your babies,

& planning your wedding day

out to the letter.

So keep your sausage at bay,

or simply love them forever.

You see the way that they love,

it truly unconditional,

& they don't want to give

it away, then feel pitiful.

'Cause they're overly sensitive,

and overly caring,

& over protective,

that it's quite over bearing.

They are easily broken,

but they wont always say, see,

'cause they bottle up emotions,

then they cry like a baby.

They are homely, domestic,

and great in the kitchen.

They are honest, authentic,

sometimes prone to addictions.

They can put on a mask,

as their head's getting cloudier,

and they dwell in the past,

& get lost in nostalgia.

They're artistic & musical,

and often great dancers.

The manifest fruitfully,

& they're hopeless romancers.

If you know how they tick,

they make wonderful lovers.

They're imaginative & creative,

& they're excellent mothers.

So nurture the nurturers,

& show them that you care,

be gentle, don't hurt 'em,

 and your lives you may share.