The ACTUAL Curriculum

In my curriculum,
Everyone gets pass,
Exams, you can stick ‘em,

right up your arse...

 

There are no terms,
‘coz everything flows.
There’s nothing to learn,
But there’s plenty to know.

Genuine freedom,
Replaces the rules.
The Garden of Eden,
Was in place free of school.

Letters and numbers,
Don’t mean a fing,
‘coz schools out for summer,
Autumn, winter and spring.

Sod your damb Tutor,
And his marks out of ten.
Bring on Alice Cooper,
And a crowd of your friends.

Pictures and colours,
Replace black and white text.
This primal mother,
Knows what is best.

You don’t have to lump it,
With ham sarnies and cheese.
You can pick your packed lunches,
Straight off of the trees.

When kids get weaker,
Instead of strong,
You know that the teachers
Have got something wrong.

The key is expression,
Through play and through hugs.
There’s only one lesson,
that lesson is love.