Left & Right

Come on now children, 
hold on tight,
it's time to learn,
our left and right

Ready steady,

it's black and white.

Left is heavy,

right is light.

 Right is right,

and left is wrong.

Left is shite,

and right is song.

Left is writing,

left is words.

Left is fighting,

how obsurd.

Left is thinking,

right is trance.

Left no inkling,

left "I can't".

Left is damaged,

right is sane.

Ain't no bandage,

gonna fix our brain.

Right is sensitive,

left is numb.

Left's cement,

or chewing gum.

Right is body,

and third eye.

Right is Godly,

and getting high.

Right is enlightened,

unlike the left,

whom is so frightened,

of it's own death.

Left is fear,

right is joy.

It's so clear,

no question boy.

Left's mutated,

right's OK.

Wakey wakey,

right's the way.

Right is simple,

left is weak.

Right is dimples,

on your cheek.

Left is lies,

and right is truth.

Byedebye,

no more excuse.

Right is breath,

and left's run out.

Right is blessed,

left's total doubt.

Right is knowing,

left is clueless.

Left is clothing,

right is nudist.

Right is psychic,

left is mad.

Left don't like it,

but that's too bad.

Left's addictions,

to all kinds.

Repetitions,

twisted minds.

Right is born-free,

left's in jail.

Left is normally,

Alpha male.

Left is burgers,

right is fruit.

Left is murder,

no dispute.

Right is dancing,

among the trees.

Right-brain enhancing,

thank you, please.

Right is music,

in your ear.

Left will screw it,

in a bout of fear.

Left is hell,

and left is guilt.

Right is well,

designed and built.

Left is pain,

left is diseased.

Left is too vain,

yet nothing achieved.

Constipation,

overweight.

Left creations,

are sorry states.

Right is sexy,

right is love.

Right is exctacy,

without the drug.

Gotta keep it to the right side,

night and day.

Low tide, high tide,

right side sway.

Nighty nighty,

lefty left,

'cause righty righty,

is the best.