Pure Love

   Give them chocolate,     
   give them chips,  
   do not stop it,  
   do not quit...    


   

 

Give them sweets,  
and give them crisps,  
It's good to eat,  
stuff on this list.    

Give them sugar,  
give them salt.  
They say it's good,  
for pure thoughts.    

Give them Pepsi,  
give them Cola.  
Make sure there's plenty,  
all round, all over.    

If they have bread,  
make sure it's white.  
It makes their head,  
feel clear and bright.    

Give them doughnuts,  
give them cakes.  
Come on, own up,  
they taste so great.    

Give them soda,  
give them candy.  
Keep a loada,  
it comes in handy.   

Give them icecream,  
give them pop.  
Give them pink icing,  
the lot.    

Then when their friends,  
come round to tea,  
you know what to give them,  
obviously.    

Don't refrain,  
'cause goodness grief,  
it's good for the brain,  
and good for the teeth.    

It keeps them quiet,  
and makes them numb,  
so they don't riot,  
for Dad and Mum.    

Don't give them salads, 
don't give them fruit.  
That's a hazard,  
how low can you stoop?    

Don't give 'em mango,  
don't give 'em grapes,  
'cause you know,  
they will go Ape.    

Don't give banana,  
don't give 'em Apples,  
'cause that means drama,  
and major battles.    

Don't give 'em peaches,  
don't give 'em melon,  
as snacks to eat,  
seven/ eleven.    

Don't give them almonds,  
don't give them seeds.  
I beg your pardon,  
that's rabbits feed.    

As for nuts,  
and avocado,  
are you nuts?  
That's worse than lard bro.    

Don't give 'em dates,  
don't give 'em raisins,  
for sure it'll make,  
them bad behavin'    

Don't give 'em coconut,  
fresh to eat,  
scoff another doughnut,  
with your little sweets.    

Don't give 'em lettuce,  
or veggies mixed.  
You can bet this,  
will make them sick.    

So give them chocolate,  
give them chips,  
do not stop it,  
do not quit.    

They will thank you,  
for the tasty grub,  
you know it's true,  
it's pure love.