The Naked Ape

Known as the Naked Ape, 

they live their life by red tape.

Such a warped species they are, 

instead of walk they take the car.

They place their food in stoves,

and hide their skin with clothes.

Manipulate with fire, 

and create what they desire.

They crave to understand,

but their behaviour's out of hand..

Albert Einstein, what a joke,

Frankenstein's the average bloke.

They have a thirst to know,

but they curse all things that grow.

They think they understand so much,

but with their land, they're out of touch.

In the divine plan they have no trust,

rely on man, it turns to dust.

They follow their heads instead of their hearts,

pretend they're only the sum of their parts.

In their world statistics rule,

forgot that life is mystical.

In their cheeks they show no dimples,

when what they seek should be so simple.

It's fundamental, they've crossed the border,

an unusual mental disorder.

Their thoughts are linear and straight, 

just like the things that they create.

They banish every curve and round,

Vanished, perverse, unsound.

Lock animals in cages,

and label themselves sages.

Believe they are superior,

they're living in delirium,

they're nothing less, than Earthly pests,

no better that bacteria.

They're no more evolved than a chickens yolk,

their existence is a cosmic joke.

How they landed in this pickle,

causes the mind to tickle.
 Answers on a postcard,

and the winner gets a Nickel.