India

Coconut, papaya, banana ripe,

 Don't be shya, what you like? 

Where your husband? In hotel? 

Take a dozen, mangoes girl. 

How long in Goa? How long you stay? 

They need to know, if you're easy prey. 

Anything 50 rupees, you look, no problem, 

you'll go loopy, if you're foreign. 

You want Rickshaw? You want room? 

Either you're sick, or you will be soon. 

Dehli belly, dodgy rear,

 Something smelly, over here. 

You remember me? I know you name,

 In this country, you got fame. 

Today no business, good luck customer,

 why like this, with these hustlers. 

Today no power, wait some time, 

half an hour, (more like nine). 

You come from London? Tell me where? 

I have a cousin, over there. 

Whether you're a builder, or not that bright, 

you're a film star, if you're white. 

I'm a virgin, help me. "No!!" 

20 vermin, say hello. 

Want some Charis? "No, just peace",

 Give some bakshish, to the police. 

Tell which country? Where you stay? 

England's more comfy, every day. 

They'll grab your tits, they'll pinch your arse, 

and pretend you like it, and let it pass. 

Come look my shop, nice sarongs, 

drink chai, and stop, one hour long. 

  

Sex and money, is what it's about. 
"Come on honey, let's go out." 

Wash in bucket, s**t in hole, 

f**k this, I'm going home. 

Lovely weather, shame about the men, 

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