Mr Policeman

Mr Policeman,

please let me explain,

when Ganja is eaten,

it is good for the brain.

Hemp is a whole food,

when the plant's eaten raw,

no need to be rude,

when you knock on my door.

I like to juice it,

the leaf and the seed,

& I make no excuses,

it's what my body needs.

Please come in and sit down,

and have a hemp tea.

That which comes from the ground,

is God-given to me.

Take off your steel toe caps,

put your feet up, relax.

It is time to get real,

about the myths & the facts.

Now others may smoke it,

let them do as they please,

but I like to soak it,

or at least the hemp seeds.

The seed from the Ganja,

blended up make a 'milk',

so when I practice Ashtanga,

I am steadily build.

The milk's rich in proteins,

and fats in all spectrum's.

Ganja party I'm voting,

in the next big election.

Now I know you get awkward,

about the old T.H.C,

but if it's unaltered,

it's not a drug, as you'll see.

Now before the plant's heated,

they call it T.H.C acid,

& it's NON PSYCHOACTIVE,

& it's benefits are massive.

60 times more potent,

in it's original form.

CBD, its component,

restores things to their norm.

Now maybe you've heard of,

an endocannabinoid system?

Every human has one,

that's a fact, not a fiction.

All over our bodies,

we have cannabinoid receptors,

so what is this folly,

when the police come to get ya?

That's like being arrested,

for breathing the air!

Cannabinoids, when ingested,

when unheated, I swear...

...They provide a feedback system,

between the post and pre synaptic nerve.

A telephone system,

making clear out of blurred.

Just ask William Courtney,

a cannabis physician.

He's the fellow who taught me,

'cause he made it his mission.

Now with the right education,

I'm making it mine,

so if you must take me down,

to the station, that's fine.

I thank you for the opportunity,

of relaying the facts,

for the sake of our whole community,

so let's record this hemp rap.

I tell you no hype,

I just pray you'll reflect,

'cause 210 cell types,

will feel all the affects.

Hemp helps the immune system,

share information,

communicate efficiently,

hence a healthy population.

The cannabis plant,

is a dietary essential,

as Dr Courtney states,

so without it, we're mental.

There are cannabinoids in breast milk,

babies 'doped' undercover,

so if you with to arrest me,

first arrest feeding mothers.

But first note anandamide,

is made inside you!

An endogenous cannabinoid,

so you're a criminal Sir, too!

Fact is, we all make it,

every man woman and child,

and hemp, if we don't fake with it,

& eat fresh, raw and wild,

we could have a society,

running more smooth.

Hemp smoothies, in all varieties,

in every cafe, in every groove.

But before you move on Sir,

please return all my favours,

and take a hard copy,

of my rap on hemp paper.

Pin it up on your wall,

when you return to the station.

Education for all,

every creed, every nation.

& with that I must thank you,

& be on my way.

I wish you good health,

and good ganja, good day.