Food For Thought

It's only natural to want optimum grade, 

so be sure your apples are not pesticide sprayed...

Don't drink tap water 'cause it contains the pill, 

rip up your water rates or send back the bill. 

Pesticide, fungicide, with chips on the side, 

if ide is the end then expect suicide. 

Don't do dairy it is cruel & unjust, 

you have to be daring to consume blood & puss! 

Never shall toast pass your lips again, 

switch on ya' loaf it's a carcinogen. 

If your fruit is green & your veggies are red, 

I think you need to sort out your head. 

We're nuts to eat nuts we are gone in the brain, 

they're bad for our gut & our mucus membranes. 

Do not eat oils 'cause they're inferior, 

eat dirt & soil for its bacteria. 

Cut out meat & fish, 'cause it causes havoc, 

 instead on your dish, have a pile of maggots. 

Dates such as medjool send blood sugar levels, 

as high as the sky, so go on, be a rebel! 

Eat twenty bananas but don't eat them peeled, 

coz the insects & larva are part of the meal. 

Seeds make you seedy that's just common law, 

but when you wanna feel randy stuff 'em all down ya' jaw! 

Eat up your sprouts for starches & protein, 

but better watch out for farting & bloating . 

If you feel spaco get straight to the root, 

hybrid potatoes just give them the boot. 

Blue & Green algae may benefit some, 

but I prefer brownies than a bit of Pond Scum. 

Scratch up a combo delight for your tongue, 

watch out for the Bomb going off in your tum! 

Psyllium 'n senna, may clean up all the gunk, 

but as for enemas you stick them up your Bum! 

Herbs are word, so get a herbal cleanse,

 watch out for the turd, come out the other end! 

If you want the T-shirt, then do it properly, 

with cooked you must not flirt DO NOT steam your broccoli!

Eat fruit unripe & get indigestion, 

eat what you like but expect to be questioned. 

 Raw food police are about on patrol,

 they look out for grease on your spoon & your bowl. 

Just when you thought you had heard it all, 

you find you've been warped with another darn rule.

I'm going to leave you with one final thought, 

bite what you can chew, with a LARGE pinch of salt !