Naturally

Naturally

Don't go to your doctor for potions and pills,

the have nothing to offer, they just make you ill.

Don't walk on pavements, it's bad for your back,

we simply weren't meant to, so get off the track.

Keep off the grass, where the grass hoppers rave,

and put on a fly mask, or become a flies grave.

When you have a soak, do so in the sea,

without any soap, that's how it's meant to be.

We were not supposed to wear make up and clothes,

it's a mistake when our skins not exposed.

Cutting hair is a crime, so just stay how we're born,

where's the bikini line, when no costume is worn?

Do not use toilets when you need a wee,

disperse in the soil, take a crap naturally.

Do not use deodorant, they say that it harms,

rather be a rodent than spray under my arms.

Don't brush your hair, just allow it to dread,

and who really cares if your bosses reject?

Don't work for a boss that drives you up the wall,

get a week off, in fact don't work at all.

Stop using money, it will make your heart cold,

there is no love in a piece of fake gold.

Don't waste earths resources, stay far from car fuel,

but don't go back to horses, it is wicked and cruel.

So don't get a taxi when you are late,

just sit in a lotus and levitate.

Instead of computers when you send out letters,

give your P.C. the boot, and hand write with a feather.

But make sure you ask for hand written permission,

in multiple drafts from the messenger pigeons.

But words are just jibber, they're unneccesary,

there's no lies or fibs within telepathy.

Nylon and synthetics, cheap and cheerful in pink,

but you'll soon regret it when your feet start to stink.

Do not buy leather watches or shoes.

At the end of your tether with things to exclude?

Wear 100% from your head to bottom,

pure organic hemp, and not spray ridden cotton.

Education is in, but school's surely out,

the state only brings children fear and doubt.

Do not use diapers, let your child poo,

then wipe yourself clean when they shit over you.

Be in meditation, for twenty four seven,

just like our ancients, then enter sweet heaven.

Be playful, be daft, yet friendly, not odd,

and don't forget laughter is the pathway to God.

Life is a yoga, so don't get in a twist,

land up in a coma, or a hospital list.

Or just stay in bed, so nothing goes wrong,

but more folks are found dead in a pair of long johns.

Follow your instincts, listen to your heart,

but don't cease to think, question what you embark.