Food For Thought

It's only natural,
to want optimum grade,
so be sure your apples,
are not pesticide sprayed.

Don't drink tap water,
'coz it contains the pill.
Refuse your quarterly,
payments of bills.

Pesticide, fungicide,
with chips on the side,
if ide is the end,
then expect suicide.


Don't do dairy,
it is cruel & unjust.
you have to be daring,
to consume blood & puss!

Never shall toast,
pass your lips again.
Switch on ya' loaf,
it's a carcinogen.

If your fruit is green,
and your veggies are red,
I think you need,
to sort out your head.

We're nuts to eat nuts,
we are gone in the brain.
They're bad for our gut,
& our mucus membranes.

Do not eat oils,
coz they're inferior.
Eat dirt & soil,
for its bacteria.
Cut out meat & fish,
'cause it causes havoc,
instead on your dish,
have a pile of maggots.

Dates such as medjool,
send blood sugar levels,
as high as the sky,
so go on, be a rebel!
Eat twenty bananas,
but don't eat them peeled,
the insects & larva,
are part of the meal !

Seeds make you seedy,
That's just common law,
but if you want to feel horny,
get them down ya' jaw!
Eat up your sprouts,
For starches & PROTEIN,
but better watch out,
for farting & bloating .

If you feel spaco,
get straight to the root.
Hybrid potatoes,
just give them the boot.

Blue & Green algae,
may benefit some,
but I prefer brownies,
than a bit of pond scum.

Scratch up a combo,
delight for your tongue.
Watch out for the bomb,
going off in your tum !

Psyllium 'n senna,
may clean up all the gunk,
but as for enemas,
just stick them up your Bum !

Herbs R the word,
so get a herbal cleanse.
Watch out for the turd,
come out the other END !

If you want the T-shirt,
then do it properly.
With cooked you must not flirt.
DO NOT steam your broccoli.

Eat fruit unripe,
& get indigestion.
Eat what you like,
but expect to be questioned.

Just when you thought,
you had heard it all,
you find you've been warped,
with another darn rule.

Raw food police,
are about on patrol.
They look out for grease,
on your spoon & your bowl.

I'm going to leave you,
with one final thought...
... bite what you can chew,
with a LARGE pinch of salt !