Booze Up?

 

Here is a low-down on booze, 

the yes, the No's, the don't's, & do's. 

If you feel low, the feeling grows, 

if you say no, sensation goes. 

It doesn't soothe, it doesn't nurse, 

if you feel down, it makes you worse. 

If you feel good effect's adverse, 

you bottle up instead of burst. 

If you had fun, you just forget, 

you flash your bum, later regret. 

 

Beer doesn't quench your thirst, 

neither is it good for your purse. 

You become skint, your pocket's tight, 

your mates all hint "Your round tonight" 

You gamble, place unlikely bets, 

you cannot face your growing debts. 

You loose and can't admit defeat, 

accuse someone of playing cheats. 

You are wrong, but think you're right, 

before too long, you're in a fight. 

 

You can't recall the way back home, 

make a call on the telephone. 

You try to give your mum a bell, 

this number you forget as well. 

Instead you dial 999, 

police arrest for wasting time. 

"Drunken and disorderly",

you sober up eventually. 

Cry out your eyes, admit defeat, 

in time they throw you on the streets. 

Next day, your eyes aren't all that bright, 

you turn away from the sun light. 

Have aches and pains each step you tread, 

you wake up in a strangers bed. 

Don't know the name of who you've met, 

excuse is lame, you blush and sweat. 

You're back in bed with swollen glands, 

the word spreads of your one night stand. 

Heart shape turns to shape of pair, 

your partner hears of your affair. 

Then one add one equates to three, 

opps, too late, there's a baby. 

You're filled with rage, you scream and blare,

"Who shaved off my pubic hair?!!" 

Look in the mirror, get a fright, 

the price you pay, an ugly sight. 

You go to work yawning and tired, 

next thing you know, you have been fired. 

Your skin is bruised from toe to head, 

you're not amused and wish you're dead. 

Place booze behind you, it's a curse, 

put your mind and body first.